• At Lake Swartswood here
  • At Howie's wedding here, here, here and here
  • At Danny's wedding here (disembarking down a corporate jet ladder at the Greenville airport)
  • In a Greenville, S.C. motel room here
  • At Geb's wedding, August 1982 here
  • Christmas '75, watching Boast do flaming shots here
  • Taking turns on Harry's bike here
  • At Thanksgiving '74 going-away party for Tier and Bummer here
  • Upstairs at the Gross' house here

  • New Years Eve at McNair's (December 31, 1976) here
  • On Atno Avenue, Christmas 1976, high as a grit here
  • In Boston, summer of '79, visiting Danny during his Honeywell training program here
  • At Lake Hopatkong here
  • Christmas/New Years 1977, at Schneider's here and here
  • Upstairs at Gross' watching stoned TV here
  • Christmas 1982 here
  • Christmas at Tierney's, 1982 here
  • At Terry's 1989 Crew reunion here

All of these pictures are from the Crew web site.
Click a link to go to that page.

Back or read a Varmit letter to Gonky from 1975,
or check out Matt's batchelor party in Atlantic City,
June 2001.


Current photo of the Varmit
(post-Millennial). See Matt's
heros Boris and Natasha
here







The Varmit's favorite
video clips...

The following is intended for mature
audiences. Viewer Discretion is advised.

  • Any Bruce Lee clip. Especially when he kills Chuck Norris. Click here.
  • Arnold Schwarzenegger's many "I'll be back" Terminator clips. Click here.
  • Bruce Lee again in good fight scene in Enter the Dragon. Click here.

...with associated notes. "The reason I like the Terminator sequence is I used to own the exact same shotgun, a Franchi S.P.A.S. 12. Bobeng had one too but we both traded them away and still regret it. The massive gun firing clip from Predator is where they line up and cut down the entire jungle for five minutes. It was supposed to be a testimonial to the most bullets per frame in the movies."

A notable mention is the movie "Act of Valor." It is the only movie since the 1920's to use live ammo. The story line is so-so, but the tracers are unbelievable and you just know many pairs of underwear had to be changed after the river boat mini-gun scene. I give the Bullets-Per-Frame rating at least "6 Varmits."

The essence of an authentic Varmit clip is not the plot, but the extreme violence that is portrayed or suggested. The cross kick to round kick by Bruce Lee to Chuck Norris's head is truly magical, Arnold's "I'll be back" is malevolent incarnate, Tracers at 600 rounds a minute speak for themselves. In our over-civilized society we have forgotten how effective violence can be. As a motivator, pain is the only sense that supercedes all others. Someone in extreme pain will not be spewing politically correct vitriol or adding their misguided opinions to the overall pollution of our society.

Click here to see the difference explained between a magazine and a clip.